Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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