Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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