do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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