After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
NoShamevember. You game?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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