She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
