How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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