Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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