so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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