Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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