He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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