how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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