ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
