those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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