love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
