We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
