Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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