i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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