It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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