I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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