I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
people are starting to question the shark bite story
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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