Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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