I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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