We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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