I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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