don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
