Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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