the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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