how can u be prego again
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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