The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
