Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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