WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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