so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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