You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
