their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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