Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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