Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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