Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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