I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Randomize
