I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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