I think i peed on brittanys purse
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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