North Korea, Best Korea!
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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