Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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