I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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