she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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