I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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