I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just want to make out with him forever
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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