i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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