Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My pussy is not your playground.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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