He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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