hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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